1984

(Parody of "1985" by Bowling For Soup)

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Winston hit the wall
He'd never get it all
His whole life's a wreck
Girlfriend's in Pornosec
When the world went to hell
That's when Winston fell
Only been with one woman
What happened to his plan?

He was gonna be somebody
Not his same old self
Maybe join the Inner party
Just as long as he wan't himself
That stupid telescreen
Is now the enemy
Looks at his crappy life
And nothing
Has been
All right since

Hitler
Hideki
Maybe Mussolini
And FDR
And Churchill
And their combined goodwill
All the kids
In high school
Spyin' on him 'cause he's uncool
So please give him no more
Of Nineteen
Nineteen
Nineteen Eighty-Four

He's seen lots of rebels
But not one that's this fine
Someone against the party
A girl that pushes the line
She broke her arm one day
And the rest is history
And now that one guy
Mr. Charrington
Is turning 'em over to the Ministry of Love
When was Parsons
A political prisoner
Whatever happened to
Coffee
Real food
In the cafeteria

Hitler
Hideki
Maybe Mussolini
And FDR
And Churchill
And their combined goodwill
All the kids
In high school
Spyin' on him 'cause he's uncool
So please give him no more
Of Nineteen
Nineteen
Nineteen Eighty-Four

He hates life
Make it stop
When did we ally with Eurasia?
Why was O'Brien
Just an actor?
Please make it
STOP
STOP
STOP

And bring back
Hitler
Hideki
Maybe Mussolini
And FDR
And Churchill
And their combined goodwill
All the kids
In high school
Spyin' on him 'cause he's uncool
So please give him no more
Of Nineteen Eighty-Four
Hitler
Hideki
Maybe Mussolini
And FDR
And Churchill
And their combined goodwill
All the kids
In high school
Spyin' on him 'cause he's uncool
So please give him no more
Of Nineteen
Nineteen
Nineteen Eighty-Four