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(NOTE: THIS IS JUST A PARODY. I DO NOT INTEND TO OFFEND HERE. IF YOU ARE UPSET BY THE CONTENT OF THIS WORK, PLEASE, GET A SENSE OF HUMOR BEFORE YOU VIEW IT AGAIN. Ahem. Parody of "DVNO" by Justice) It's always the same, always a shame And overbearing When I send something And nobody responds One more time the question stands I swear I mean no offense But do you have any eyes? I can't see how at all Hey, for dorks and geeks Fangirls and fanboys I suscribe to you and make you sub back to me Mayhem, more than an ego trip 'Cause only one can win Really, nobody's different DVNA 10 lowercase letters Printed in gray 'Cause DDs make

(Parody of "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga) L-l-l-less L-l-l-less He takes out the garbage like he's in an ice age It's hard enough for me to hold in all omy rage (I hate it) Gonna burn his clothes and then start to key his car And after that I'll go straight for his jugular Oh, whoa-oh oh oh, whoa-oh oh We get it on, he gets nothing done Oh, whoa-oh oh oh, whoa-oh oh We get it on, he gets nothing done Can't get up Can't get up No he can't get up that lazy arse (He better go do something) Can't get up Can't get up No he can't get up that lazy arse (He better go do something) L-l-l-lazy arse L-l-lazy arse (L-l-l-less) L-l-l-laz

(Parody of "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry) This was trip was becoming quite odd Not really normal I thought that Cuba would be cool It lost me along the way And then we went to that place And I saw what's-his-face and In that dreadful hospital He jumped up and kissed me I kissed Fidel and I liked it The aftertaste of his cigar I kissed Fidel, it was revolting Yet oddly satisfying I was entranced He grabbed my hand He asked me if I thought that we should dance I kissed Fidel and I liked it (I liked it) I thought that he was really dead I guess it doesn't matter He pushed me over that fine line I wouldn't think that's fine

Darryl & Alicia’s train arrives first in Ostend. Alicia: Time to find the Thermae Palace, whatever that is. Darryl: I’m sure it’s like a city hall or something like that. Let’s just ask somebody. Alicia: All right. (out loud) Can anybody tell me what the Thermae Palace is? Nobody responds to her call at first. Alicia: Can anybody tell me where the Thermae Palace is? Anyone? Local: Yes, I can. You’ll head onto Nauenkaai, the street right here in front of the train station, and then there’s a roundabout and you’ll head north onto Jan Piersplein, which becomes Leopold II Laan, and then you’ll take a

Phil (voice-over): Previously on The Incredible Race: Teams headed from Atlanta, Georgia, to Cartagena, Colombia, on a race around the world. From the beginning, some teams had problems (Wyatt & Paul are shown almost running into Natalie & Erica), and they continued on at the airport in Atlanta (Mark & Alice are shown discovering their flight arrives last). Some teams surged ahead at the detour (Ricardo & Magdalena are shown finishing their massage), while others fell behind (Sara & Becky are shown second-guessing themselves en route to the aquatic complex). In the end, it was best friends and roommates Natalie & Erica who were eliminated (Th

The teams are then shown milling about the castle. Paul: I think everyone here is a good team, but for some reason everyone sees us as competition. Wyatt: Yeah, it's sort of odd...I didn't think that we'd be seen as threats because we're just goofy. Paul: No focus at all. Wyatt: Then again though, I mean, come on. Everyone loves the guys with the funny accents. Roger: Natalie & Erica spent a better part of the night with us. They're two really wonderful girls, and we get along great with them. Natalie: Roger & Dan are so hot... Erica: Totally. Natalie: I would love to just spend all the rest of my life with them after the race. Erica

The race begins with a few sweeping aerial shots of Atlanta, and then zooming in to Phil, standing on top of Peachtree Tower. Phil: This is Atlanta, Georgia. One of the largest cities in the southern United States, it is also a hub of commerce, housing companies like Delta and Coca-Cola. It is also from this city that 11 teams will embark on a race around the world for one million dollars. (Zooms out to show a series of SUVs going down a highway) Teams are now being taken by SUVs to the starting line, Centennial Park, a commemorative park built for the 1996 Olympics. Each team is made up of two people with a pre-existing relationship. The 11